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Even a Real Republican Understands What's Right

The whole thread is well-said.
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Even A Church Understands What's Right

There it is.
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Even A Bush Understands What's Right

Uh, yup.
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Father's Day? Sure, Let's Quote a Father

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ponder the topsy-turviness of the world …

It's a topsy-turvy world when we quote a priest, especially on Father's Day, but, I mean, he is a father. And he speaks truth. Read his whole Twitter thread below. Enjoy the other Tweets while you're at it.

Anyway, idiots, all the spineless and cowardly GOP senators and representatives who are allowing this to happen are complete complete and total idiots. So, too, is every single person who deludes themselves into thinking they hold any moral high ground while still supporting these heinous idiots in this administration who are creating concentration camps for children of desperate people seeking asylum. Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you absolute Foxtrotting, lowlife imbeciles. Seriously, W?! T?! F?!


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Heh

I love Twitter.

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This Bit of Wow!

Courtesy of Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer, then later Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly, comes this bit of wow, which Keven described as a real, true-to-life, legit Sunday Morning WTF?! since it happened last Sunday:

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"Storm" by Tim Minchin

Can't have this reminder too much.


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Dizzy Bat

Hey, is that Cameltowing, Inc., owner David "Eddie" Edison?


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Red Has Walked Into the Light

So Red Schoendienst has finally kicked the bucket, which means the St. Louis Cardinals are going to have to dig through some cellars to find a jersey they can parade around in their dugout for the next three months, a practice they have perfected over the years to glean maximum needed motivation from the corpses of their former players.

Meanwhile, we here at the SLPL don't glean motivation so much as points, points earned toward a death pool we created to make fun of the creepy Cardinals for their heinous practice. With Red's death, nine SLPL teams earning a minimum of 25 points for having him on their Hall of Fame Death Pool rosters at least once. Doc Ellis D owner Frank Sumrall and Donde Esta Mi Cerveza owner Tom Kinchus both earned 75 points, Frank for having Red on his roster three times and Tom for having him on his roster once plus earning 50 points for having the Magic Number of 6, which is the date of Red's death.

Here's how points are awarded for the HOF Death Pool.
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Thing of Beauty

Check this out, an immaculate inning.


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One Man Kneeling

That one man kneeling? Attaboy! Everyone else? You are vapid, craven, asswipe, Kool-Aid swilling idiots.

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Truckload of Crazy

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ponder the implications …

Paranoia, much?



That there is a truckload of crazy, all consolidated in writing onto a carefully-manicured if poorly-spelled crazy truck. Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! crazed driver? Seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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Sorry About That, Chief

Sorry to have been dark for so long. I was traveling a slew and then came home with bad health issues that necessitated a stay in the hospital and featured a serious cancer scare that has since been downgraded to a pesky diverticulitis reality. "I'll take the latter for $1000, Alex." I'm home, I'm recovering, and I'm feeling much better, thankyouverymuch. Now, how are my Monos doing?
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