SANTA LECHUGA POWER LEAGUE '18


The Best Damn Fantasy Baseball League In the Universe!

Of Course There's a badtaxidermy.com

I'll let you fall into that rabbit hole now.

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Taxidermy Gone Right!

Reddit called this "Taxidermy Gone Wrong." If this is wrong, baby, I don't ever want it right.

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Zero Sum

Back to our regularly-scheduled political horrorshow …

This guy is a national treasure.

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Heinous Idiots Be Heinousing

The Republican Parrty, 2018.

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Only In the GOP Could This Idiocy Work

Uh, yup.
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Sacha Baron Cohen Is a Freakin' Hero

There is true beauty in this. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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I Promise

Turns out this guy is one of the better dudes on earth.
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This Has MERIT

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, the concept of merit is discussed.

Er, yep.

It's not as if America needed another dirt poor non-skilled toilet-scrubber during the Depression. We had plenty of natural born Americans of our own who needed jobs and would have done anything to get them, including scrubbing toilets. What merit did Mary Ann MacLeod have? Why should she been allowed to come here and take a job, money, a desperately needed livelihood, from an American?

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you son of a toilet-scrubber?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Define "Baseball Hero"

Courtesy of Maddog's Maulers owner Michael Skoien comes this excellent article. Says Michael: "This story needs no explanation…it just needs to be read in its entirety. This is who a 'Baseball Hero' is…" Thanks, sir.
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Cubs Fan Numbskull May Not Be The Numbskull We Thought He Was

Commissioner Rube Furrow shared a Tweet that has since been taken down about a numbskull at a Cubs game who took a ball away from a kid sitting in front of him.

Except, maybe there's more to the story?

Of course,
there's always more to the story, which may explain why the original Tweeter took the original Tweet down.
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Two Umpires Suspended After Teaming Up To Make Worst Call In History

Commissioner Rube Furrow sends us this bit of "Huh?!" from the Mexican league. With all the time Ulises Domínguez Solís and Rodolfo Pastrana Tejeda will have on their hands while suspended, maybe they can do Mexico's version of The Referee Pitman Show. What? You haven't seen The Referee Pitman Show?! You must watch it now. It reminds me of those guys from the Mexican league who called that a check swing.
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"Saturday Night" by The Lovers Key

You can't just have one The Lovers Key. I love these guys!

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"Who's the One You Love?" by The Lovers Key

Not Brit Pop, but damned if I didn't have to share it anyway. Released in 2014. You read that right. 2014. Man.

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"Laid" by James

It may be NSFW, but damned if it isn't an awesome tune.
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"Love Is the Drug" by Roxy Music

Bad video. Killer tune.


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"All You Good People" by Embrace

Worthy.


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"Champagne Supernova" by Oasis

Uh, huh.


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"One Day Like This" by Elbow

Yeah, this one is solid.


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Four Things for the 4th

First for the 4th, Happy 4th of July!

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Photo from Babes Love Baseball

Second for the 4th, as is our want and tradition, below is our favorite 4th of July video, one we love a whole bunch but really love because of this lyric: “I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit | And your dog refused to look at it | So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building | It was no bigger than a nickel …” Check this out:






Third for the 4th, here is SLPL Commissioner Rube Furrow (aka, Joe Livernois) giving it his best while conducting a rousing rendition of "Stars and Stripes Forever" with the Monterey Bay Symphony back in 2009:






Fourth for the 4th, we love this crowd-sourced video:





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"Paradise Circus" by Massive Attack

Can't ever get enough of this one.


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"The Only One I Know" by The Charlatans

More cool Brit Pop.


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"Poor Misguided Fool" by Starsailor

Continuing with my Brit Pop jag. Still wonder how these guys didn't hit bigger.


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"There Goes the Fear" by Doves

Let's keep the Brit Pop obsession going, so to speak.


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"The Scientist" by Coldplay

Even more cool Brit Pop.


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"Love Is the Law" by The Seahorses

More cool Brit Pop.


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Jim Wright Is a National Hero

This whole thread is worth studying.

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Um

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we, um, well …

What to you even say?

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! public works. Seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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"I Wanna Be Adored" by The Stone Roses

Because, I'm in the mood.


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Kidding, Or Not?

Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly sent this link, which is blazing the Internet today. So … kidding, or not?

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Even a Real Republican Understands What's Right

The whole thread is well-said.
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Even A Church Understands What's Right

There it is.
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Even A Bush Understands What's Right

Uh, yup.
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Father's Day? Sure, Let's Quote a Father

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ponder the topsy-turviness of the world …

It's a topsy-turvy world when we quote a priest, especially on Father's Day, but, I mean, he is a father. And he speaks truth. Read his whole Twitter thread below. Enjoy the other Tweets while you're at it.

Anyway, idiots, all the spineless and cowardly GOP senators and representatives who are allowing this to happen are complete complete and total idiots. So, too, is every single person who deludes themselves into thinking they hold any moral high ground while still supporting these heinous idiots in this administration who are creating concentration camps for children of desperate people seeking asylum. Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you absolute Foxtrotting, lowlife imbeciles. Seriously, W?! T?! F?!


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Heh

I love Twitter.

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"Storm" by Tim Minchin

Can't have this reminder too much.


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Dizzy Bat

Hey, is that Cameltowing, Inc., owner David "Eddie" Edison?


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One Man Kneeling

That one man kneeling? Attaboy! Everyone else? You are vapid, craven, asswipe, Kool-Aid swilling idiots.

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This Makes Me Happy

Adopt. Don't buy.

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Who Hasn't Done This?

I mean, can you blame the guy?


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Street Fighter IRL

Well done.

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Stonekettle Rocks

Heh.


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The Camel Run: Great New Between-Inning Entertainment

One great outcome of the camel towing auditions mentioned Sunday is that Endive Stadium will now feature cool between-inning entertainment, the Camel Run, where camels race between first and home. This guy looks to be an early favorite.


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Let's Just Go Ahead and Give the Win to the Editors

Let's just go ahead and give the win to the editors in the Editors vs. Spellcheck Olympics, shall we?


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$120 Million to Squeeze a Bag Into a Glass

It took me a year since it was released, but I finally discovered the Stupidest Thing Ever Created.


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Heathrow's Doing It Right On May the 4th

My flight to Alderaan is canceled? I wonder what's up?.


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Have a Seat

I'm not seeing what I'm not seeing.

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Hebei Could Stand to Have an SLPL Team

Translated, the Tweet reads"The world is a very interesting place full of ugly statues. This is in the Chinese province of Hebei." Needless to say we disagree.

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It's Been Done Before

Brutal but accurate.

Corpses of Dead Friends
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Extreme Farming

The caption has it all wrong. This is metal AF.
Farming...you’re doing it wrong!!!

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Elevator Weatherman

You think things are surreal, then sportsman Dave Jackson gets on.

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