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That Throw

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we get all WTF?! about a mean throw …

Commission Rube Furrow, who is in first place in the Overall Standings - WTF?!, indeed — shares this with the comment, "I could watch this all day" Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! Over-talented, strong-armed rookie. I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Zero Sum

Back to our regularly-scheduled political horrorshow …

This guy is a national treasure.

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Moving Into Fair Territory

And now we interrupt our ongoing political horrorshow to bring you a baseball related item …

Weird, right?

This comes from Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer, who thinks bizarre stuff is overtaking the MLB. Kevin says:

"What the hell is going on this season?!?! We've already had two people who caught two foul balls at a game (with one guy doing it on consecutive pitches) this MLB season. Now we move into fair territory as this guy in Toronto catches two home runs in the same damn inning ... with a sweet one-handed snag on the second HR."

Thanks, Kevin!
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Superior, They Say

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, the concept of 'superiority' is put into question.

They should really make themselves less mockable:
Then there's this:
And this is fun:

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you superior people, you?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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The Hell?

Ah, man, this has got to hurt.
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This Has MERIT

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, the concept of merit is discussed.

Er, yep.

It's not as if America needed another dirt poor non-skilled toilet-scrubber during the Depression. We had plenty of natural born Americans of our own who needed jobs and would have done anything to get them, including scrubbing toilets. What merit did Mary Ann MacLeod have? Why should she been allowed to come here and take a job, money, a desperately needed livelihood, from an American?

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you son of a toilet-scrubber?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Heinous Be Heinousing

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, the heinous just keep on heinousing.

For the price of this pure idiocy, 10,000 vets could get a $1000 apartment for a year.


Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you complete and total asshats?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Idiots Be Idioting

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, heinous idiots just keep on idiotting.

They just can't help being craven heinous idiots.
Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you complete and total asshats?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Yes!

Man.


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Unreal Unfolding Thailand Situation

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, … HOLY HELL, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THAILAND?!?!?!

Amazing stuff.
Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! unreal unfolding situation in Thailand?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Two Foul Balls. Again.

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we wonder what's in the water (or beer) …

By way of Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer in the Twitterverse (catch him at @kpklink78), we got a message saying "Not on consecutive pitches like the guy in Oakland, but still unbelievable this has occurred twice in one half of a season."


Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! foul ball hitting hitters, can't you find somewhere else in the stadium to hit your foul balls, like, I don't know, maybe to literally anybody else in the stadium?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Um

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we, um, well …

What to you even say?

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! public works. Seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Father's Day? Sure, Let's Quote a Father

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ponder the topsy-turviness of the world …

It's a topsy-turvy world when we quote a priest, especially on Father's Day, but, I mean, he is a father. And he speaks truth. Read his whole Twitter thread below. Enjoy the other Tweets while you're at it.

Anyway, idiots, all the spineless and cowardly GOP senators and representatives who are allowing this to happen are complete complete and total idiots. So, too, is every single person who deludes themselves into thinking they hold any moral high ground while still supporting these heinous idiots in this administration who are creating concentration camps for children of desperate people seeking asylum. Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! you absolute Foxtrotting, lowlife imbeciles. Seriously, W?! T?! F?!


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This Bit of Wow!

Courtesy of Dongwhipped owner Kevin Klinkhamer, then later Mar-a-Lago Orange Sox owner Joe Kelly, comes this bit of wow, which Keven described as a real, true-to-life, legit Sunday Morning WTF?! since it happened last Sunday:

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Truckload of Crazy

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ponder the implications …

Paranoia, much?



That there is a truckload of crazy, all consolidated in writing onto a carefully-manicured if poorly-spelled crazy truck. Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?! crazed driver? Seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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Sunday Morning WTH?! Hey, All You Mothers Out There!

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we tame our default proclivities …

As we have in seasons past, we have decided to be respectful to all the mothers in this league for at least one day of the season by renaming our regular Sunday series “Sunday Morning WTF?!” in honor of Mother’s Day to “Sunday Morning WTH?!?!” As in, “What the heck?!” or, “Whiskey Tango Hotel?” Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there!

We have also decided to revive a league favorite, which former SLPL owner Scott “Scoot Bigs” Allen shared with us way back in ’11. Scott said that it is a tradition in his country of origin to celebrate Mother’s Day by dancing around a scooter. We didn’t believe him until we dug up this video on the Interwebs. (BTW, Scoot’s the one wearing jorts.)

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Tow Your Camels Elsehwere, Willya?

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ask an owner to take his show off the road …

So, er, Cameltowing, Inc. owner David Edison, do you suppose you can hold your auditions a bit further from Endive Stadium, especially so close to game time?



Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, Eddie?! You have to block traffic to all our fans just so you can run your cab company!?!? I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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Damnit, Man, You Gotta Hold the Damn Lead

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we chide the dude we praised yesterday…

Yesterday, we praised Mike Skoien of Maddog's Maulers — one of our most enthusiastic owners — for taking over first place. Today, he's in second place.

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, Mr. Enthusiasm?! You can't hold the lead for more than a day!?!? I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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Um. Erm. Maybe No?

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we ponder our options …

Can I not go into the cage? If I go into the cage, can I keep my back against the back of the cage? Can I prevent the chum from getting in the cage with me? How about I just stay on the boat, eating the all-you-can-eat shark fin soup?


Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, thrill-seekers of the world?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Yes, I Have Crumbled On the Toilet Before

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we finally have a legit WTF?! …

I will not name the name of the restaurant that led to my having this reaction, but, yes, I have had this exact reaction:

Tank of corn collapses and starts fire
Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, restaurants that lead to this bathroom reaction?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!
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Sunday Morning WTF?! Someone Is Not Happy We Moved Into Germany

In this Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we apologize for being dark … and then going dark again …

Apologies for being on again, off again, on again, and now off again. Check this, though: When we've been able we've been updating the standings and stats, even when we haven't been updating this hear blog. So, check those out, even if the blog hasn't been updated. Things should be up and running normally again come Thursday. Be good until then.

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, us?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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Sunday Morning WTF?! Someone Is Not Happy We Moved Into Germany

In this, the first of this season's Sunday Morning Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, we revisit an oldie by a goodie.

Sure, this video meme is lots of years old, but why should that stop us from squeezing an annual blog entry out of it?


His advice at the end, it is still sound today.

Whiskey?! Tango?! Foxtrot?!, you whacky, crazy dude, we aren't that bad?! I mean, seriously, W?! T?! F?!

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